Realising that one of the highest incidences of male suicide is because of homosexual discrimination, Tony still dares to pretend that he gives a fuck about mental health in Australia - when has a Christian extremest ever done anything positive for one's mental health?
Tony's offered a temporary solution, just until his Liberal SS get in power long enough to introduce enough discrimination to raise the male suicide rate even higher... the gayest lizard in the world, the frill-necked lizard, wards off it's inner gay by looking as gay as possible, and so does Tony! To combat the fact that most who feel "threatened" by gays actually have their own inner-demons to battle (eg. Tony has probably had the odd wet dream about another male or two), Mr. Abbott choses to sport a rainbow hair-net.
